Curse

extra bacon · Sep 15, 2006, 07:09 AM // 07:09

stranger things have been seen in this bar ... like a polymorphing patron-eating alcohol-consuming black&white lawyer.

*drinks beer*
*looks around warily*
*drinks more beer*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 15, 2006, 07:20 AM // 07:20

How am I a black-and-white lawyer?
Licks beercicle.

extra bacon · Sep 15, 2006, 07:24 AM // 07:24

it's part of your polymorphing powers. try it.
*drinks beer*

Cebe · Sep 15, 2006, 07:34 AM // 07:34

"Ahhhh, a Tapir!"

extra bacon · Sep 15, 2006, 07:37 AM // 07:37

*slaps beaver*
calm down soldier!
*slaps beaver again*
get a grip!
*slaps beaver one more time*
here, drink this
*gives beaver irn bru*
*drinks beer*

Cebe · Sep 15, 2006, 07:42 AM // 07:42

*gasps wildly*

*downs Irn Bru*

*Dons wammo hunting hat and gloves*

"Shhh...I'm huntin' wammos"

*Strolls out of the door*

extra bacon · Sep 15, 2006, 07:46 AM // 07:46

*smacks forehead*
there he goes again.
he never gets tired of his wammo hunting, that lil bugger.
*drinks beer*

Cebe · Sep 15, 2006, 07:59 AM // 07:59

*strolls in with 5 wammos in tow*

"Was a good night tonight lads...get the fire stoked up"

*Dumps wammos in middle of bar for the cook to skin*

"Save me a wammo hide...I need it for my armor"

*Drinks Irn Bru*

*Hic*

extra bacon · Sep 15, 2006, 08:02 AM // 08:02

they look cold and scared and frightened.
poor lil buggers.
*throws salted peanuts at wammos*
*drinks beer*
*throws empty beer bottle at wammos*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 15, 2006, 03:35 PM // 15:35

Becomes lawyer.
Wins a million dollars by suing bacon.
Becomes black and white.
Alright, this is stupid.
Polymorphs back into full-color Bebilith.
Eats bar parton.
Licks beercicle.

I pwnd U · Sep 15, 2006, 04:14 PM // 16:14

*sips beer*
*runs in circles*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 15, 2006, 04:33 PM // 16:33

Makes more beercicles.
Offers beercicle to pwnd.

I pwnd U · Sep 15, 2006, 04:41 PM // 16:41

*takes beercicle*
*licks it*
*throws it at grim*
*sips beer*
*runs in circles*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 15, 2006, 04:47 PM // 16:47

Do not disrespect the beercicle!
Bites pwnd's throwing arm off.
Sips beer.

I pwnd U · Sep 15, 2006, 04:48 PM // 16:48

*punches doom*
*takes arm back*
*fuses it back on*
*sips beer*
*runs in circles*

BenO_Under · Sep 15, 2006, 05:21 PM // 17:21

im on a drinking spree

*drinks beer*
*drinks beer*
*drinks beer*
*drinks beer*
*drinks beer*
*drinks beer*
*drinks beer x29834701*

Paul Mahdi · Sep 15, 2006, 06:31 PM // 18:31

*Laughs as BenO dies of alcohol poisoning.....a couple million times....*
*Turns into the opposite of a Bebilith, a Htilibeb*
*Look I'm an redips nomed (opposite of demon spider)*
*Eats nortap rab (opposite of bar patron)*
*This is stupid*
*Turns into elephant and demands peanuts*

Retribution X · Sep 15, 2006, 07:20 PM // 19:20

*Runs in Spheres, In accordance with the prophecy...*

metalicagrl · Sep 15, 2006, 11:49 PM // 23:49

*throws peanuts at paul*

*beats ret. over the head with a bible*
*sips beer*
*beats him over the head with a bible again*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 15, 2006, 11:57 PM // 23:57

Trade ya peanuts for bar partons and beercicles.
Licks beercicle.